Pumpkins are one of my favorite parts of October. I’ve been dying to do a to post about our pumpkins for a whole week, but I waited so I could just do the whole pumpkin-Halloween everything all together. Without further ado, THE GREAT PUMPKIN POST.

We went to good ole Bill’s for our pumpkins. Sorry Linus, but this wasn’t a very sincere pumpkin patch because it was a fake! It was just a field with pumpkins scattered around it—no vines in sight. But it still had the pumpkin patchy feeling.

Ever since I discovered all the sweet settings on my camera, I’ve been excited to use them in a pumpkin patch. So I plopped Rose down and took a picture on almost every setting. I had fun.

Jay is in that 2 year old phase where he will NOT sit still for more than 2 seconds at a time, so I couldn’t get any pumpkin patch pictures of him. Plus, he had just woken up from his nap and he just wanted Jeff to carry him. So Rose is the star here.

I’m enjoying Rose’s immobility while it lasts—once she starts moving around, I won’t be able to get any good pictures of her either.

There was this cool hay-ground (hay playground…it was actually straw, but hayground sounds cooler). However, like I said, Jay wasn’t really in the mood. Sadly. Because it looked fun!

You just can’t force a kid to play. We quickly got our pumpkins and left. Ah well.

Thanks to endless parent-teacher conferences and other evening obligations, we didn’t have time to carve our pumpkins all together until the Saturday before Halloween.

Jeff usually uses a pattern, but this year he just freehanded it—not bad, eh? He finished his in 20 minutes flat, and then started taking pictures of the rest of us.

Jay didn’t really like the slimy pumpkin guts, which surprised me because he sure isn’t scared to paint with peanut butter and jelly. Every day. I had to scoop out his pumpkin for him.

Eeew! I asked Jay if he wanted a scary pumpkin or a happy pumpkin, and he chose a happy pumpkin, with teeth. So that’s what I did for him.

My pumpkin wouldn’t stand upright, so I had to get creative.
Meanwhile, Rose enjoyed a sliver of pumpkin in the background:




All aglow! My cranky long-nosed pumpkin with a scabby spotty head, Jay’s classic toothy happy pumpkin, and Jeff’s sinister scarred pumpkin.

Rose’s little punkin’ turned out to have a super hard shell, so I killed it.

I think Jay’s is my favorite, and it barely took 5 minutes to carve.

Time for an intermission with refreshments: Witch fingers! I’m not in to cutesy baking—I love all the fun ideas out there, but I prefer putting my time into cooking real FOOD. When I saw these on one of my favorite food blogs, though, I couldn’t resist.
I mean, the possibilities were too tempting…




Ok, I’ll stop now.

But really—how great and gross is that? Blood-crusted green fingers. Jay loved them—he called them fingermails. I wrapped the witch fingers up and handed them out at the ward trunk-or-treat.
Speaking of our ward trunk-or-treat, I forgot to bring my camera to it. Picture this: large, gorgeous home in the middle of vineyards and orchards. An 8+ car garage. A table laden with steaming pots of chili. Laughing, costumed families. Cute kids. Cars. Candy.

[insert recycled picture] Trunk or Treat finale: We wore our kilts again and Jay got a bucket of candy, in spite of his timid little “trick-or-treat.” While I was chatting with friends, Jay sat in the trunk with Rose and started chowing down on his candy. By the time I noticed what was going on in there, he had eaten at least 3 candies and had an awful purple Now-and-Later all OVER his face. I wish I had a picture of that one.

Now the DAY: Halloween! Jeff took Jay out trick-or-treating to a few houses. Of course, first on the list was the Whites. Reemah and Herpah sent Jay home with a sizeable ziploc baggie full of peanut butter-based candy for Jeff and I. Yay! They take good care of us.
Jeff thought I was taking a picture during this video. Whoopse!
And around our little 5-plex, we had a small stream of trick-or-treaters, but they didn’t even use up our one gallon bucket of dum-dums! So now we’re stuck with half a gallon of dum-dum pops, plus all of Jay’s candy. It’s so hit and miss with the flow of trick-or-treaters—last year we ran out of candy in about half an hour and we had a HUGE bowl of it. Hopefully one of these years we’ll actually live in the same place for 2 (or more) years in a row so we can predict the number of trick or treaters and plan accordingly.

While Jay and Jeff were out, Rose and I were in. Making pumpkin scones and eggs and hash browns for dinner. We always have something pumpkinny for dinner on Halloween. I didn’t feel like wriggling Rose into her kilt for the third time, so I put her in Jay’s old “Mommy’s Little Monster” shirt instead.

Just for fun, can you tell who’s who? (answer: left-Jay, right-Rose)

The bow helps a little, but this shirt is just too boyish for a little daughter to wear. Well, when all the trick-or-treating was said and done, we all sat on the couch and watched It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (which is another one of our Halloween traditions around here) I love Snoopy the World War I flying ace. And while I wouldn’t throw rocks in the bags of kids with bad costumes, we should really have handed out some rocks to the kids who didn’t bother to dress up but still expected candy, or the kids who just stood there sullenly and held out their bags for candy without saying anything. Or maybe that parent who asked if she could have some candy too? (she wasn’t dressed up) Sigh.
After Jay and Rose went to bed, I whipped up a trick-or-treat blizzard for us parentals. Here’s what I threw in the mixing bowl: vanilla ice cream, a scoop of peanut butter, 1 Reeses’s, 1 mini Snickers, 1 mini Butterfinger, 1 mini 3 Musketeers, 1 mini box of Milk Duds, 1 mini Kit-Kat, and half a pouch of M&Ms (the other half sustained me while I was mixing up the Blizzard). I turned on the Kitchen Aid mixer full throttle for a minute or two, and voila!
A Halloween Trick-or-Treat Blizzard: the perfect way to end October.